I twisted my ankle on one leg and the other leg is burned pretty badly so I'm posting this to make me laugh. These pictures are good for that sort of thing cuz they warm your heart and make you feel happy.    

I just randomly found this


  I remember my sister telling me that he did the music for a sonic game as a rumor, but I don't remember if that was true. I'll go find out later 

I don't know what to write about so I'll make this a multi topic thing.

.......I just got into a new band called The Format. They're like deathcab but the only thing that sucks is that they're on hiatus so no shows.

...it seems that 2009 is the year I get interested in a lot of bands. I was incredibly serious about getting away from tmbg and this is my result. Like 2006 I got into tmbg, 2007 was a year for bnl and Beatles, 2008 was PUSA, and 2009 is for Beck, Deathcab, The Format, Mew, and The Rheostatics (well kinda..) I liked Billy Idol for a while, but not crazy for him.

.....i've seen a lot of turkeyheads in my life and I just ditched the worst ones. I swear I never get to openly say things like this but I shouldn't care what people think. If I wanna post something totally obscene for the LULZ I can, they don't stop me! They did at some point and it made me infuriated because on my worries list in my mind I thought about losing someone who likes my art just because I choose to make certain drawings, fuck.
 
......I like Kevin Hearn and I will get his new album as soon as I can, probably before the tmbg album

......Flansburgh has the worst taste in music. Nine inch nails is such a shitty band it's not even funny. Also wtf is wrong with drinking something else besides coffee? I'm just fine without it. Man he needs to drink fucking chocolate soy milk or something, now that is an awesome beverage.

.......I think I'm finally free from getting upset or worried about the stupidest things.I'll thank Steev for that.

POSTING THIS AGAIN SINCE YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF IT

Okay I'm home.NOW TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DRAW.

WHAT THE FUCK BILLY MAYS IS DEAD WHY ARE PEOPLE DYING THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY NO I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS HE WAS ON COCO LAST WEEK AND NOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD HOW WILL THEY MAKE PITCHMEN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL NOW?!!?

I don't know why I'm using my lj and twitter to talk about dreams and ideas I have all the time but it's a nice place to write about these sorts of things. Anyway, I had this dream where I was at a hotel place and I saw these rock groups coming by. There was Matchbox 20, John Mayer, tmbg, and bnl. I said "HIIIIIIII" to tmbg, but they looked at me and said "Yeaah shut up". Then I waved at BNL but they didn't see me cuz the floor turned into water and I was slowly sinking. I came back up and as I skipped to my hotel room Jim creeggan came by and said "Hey there cutie!" I blushed and invited him into my hotel. I couldn't find anything for him ot sign, but I was able to talk to him so that was cool.


It's like in real life: I don't give a fuck about autographs as long as I get to shake hands with the band guys I'm okay. I remember shaking hands with Chris from PUSA and it felt great, I loved it more than any autograph. 

FFFUUUUUUU-- BILLY MAYS IS ON CONAN

I don't know why but I have an odd urge to share this sort of crap with people because I think it's funny. I shared this with my mom (I lied and said it was shown on the Today show when it actually wasn't) just because I thought it was funny, and then my mom was very upset with me. She was making pancakes and she said "Eww! No Melanie!!! Don't tell me that! You shouldn't be interested in that stuff." I was telling her I wasn't but I thought it was worthy of LULZ. I'm not as sick as these people, but I like to discuss things that are weird and interesting. I mean, it's interesting how these people got into that sort of thing. You know what they do is actually legal in this state.

It's summer and I'm bored and My mom is watching Dr. Phil, nothing to bake at all. I wanna watch a video!




THEIR ACCENTS ARE FUCKING COOL I WANT AN ACCENT LIKE THAT INSTEAD OF THIS STUPID MIDWESTERN ACCENT I HAVE THAT CAUSES ME TO DRAG MY 'A' AND 'I' SOUNDS.

I wrote this on twitter and DA, but whatever.

I had a dream where I was in a school and john L is the teacher. I was telling him things and he said "shut up, I don't care". Then I remember some sonic characters fighting, I stole a green ipod and left it in my pants pocket for Evie, my back teeth fell out from being weak, and I remember bringing my tmbg pillow somewhere. Then as the flood water rose Linnell wouldn't let anyone leave the classroom so he made everyone answer questions in a history text book and Linnell told me "You can work with Evie". I worked with someone else because my sister wasn't talking. Then I said that it's summer so classwork doesn't matter in the summer. I woke up. I can't believe it but I defeated Linnell in the coolest way. I actually outwitted him because right after saying "I don't have to do this work, it's summer!" I really woke up.

It's a video from last week

I WISH I COULD FIND THIS COMMENT BUT I THINK THE VIDEO THE COMMENT WAS IN IS NOW DELETED AND I STILL HAVE MEMORIES OF THIS. WHEN I SAW THE IMAGINE MUSIC VIDEO, I REMEMBER THIS GUY SAYING

"I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOKO LOOKS LIKE AT ALL, BUT WHO IS THAT LITTLE INDIAN GUY AT THE END OF THE VIDEO?"

I THINK THIS PERSON WAS A TROLL, BUT IT BROUGHT SO MUCH LULZ. NOW WHEN I SEE THE VIDEO, I THINK OF THAT COMMENT

¿Por qué es la gente que son los ventiladores grandes del Juans tan groseros o defensivos? Pienso it' s divertido que piensan que estos hombres crecidos cuidan realmente sobre what' s escrito sobre ellos en el Internet. ¿También, por qué los ventiladores tienen gusto de la oficina tanto? No tiene nada hacer con esta venda y esta clase de humor todavía apela a ellos. Está apenas una cosa intelectual que I' ¿m que falta hacia fuera encendido? A mi mamá e I, it' s tiene gusto de Dilbert: nada divertido sobre el trabajo en una oficina. Conjeturo que apenas prefiero la materia que veo en 4chan que relleno en la televisión. También, odio siempre que escuche cierta venda como las torceduras que pienso en alguien odio quién es un pretendiente completo forzándose para escuchar esa venda apenas porque alguien tienen gusto está interesado en ellos. También, se visten para arriba como algún otro porque mira impresionante e it' s basado en su idol' intereses de s. You' re no impresionando cualquier persona porque you' re no un individuo y usted can' t sea usted mismo. Me pregunto siempre como qué gente que es serían los ventiladores del Juans si nunca la descubrieron. Significo si nunca los descubrí, I wouldn' t pasa mi dinero en esos desperdicios e. sea celoso alguien que tenía un mejor " free" enojado del ventilador; experiencia. Pero la gente que me obsesiona sobre ella apuesta que ella tendría vidas y que no dio realmente una mierda sobre un qué viejo hombre piensa en cómo alguien las dibujó que realizaban un goatse que fluía con impulso.

I am all better. Sorry, that last entry was supposed to be private :| Sorry for those that have been hurt, I want to keep those things to myself.

now here's a video to distract everyone

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Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to humanity, it makes me lose faith.

Cecil the seasick sea serpent. Yes, he is a creation of Bob Clampett but wtf though? He has no body, and he is still able to swim and eat. Where does the food go? I bet his shit is like puke plopping on top of the hand that's controlling the cartoon puppet thing. Not only that, he's hitting on Beany in this picture, which means Clampett had serious skeletons.

I really like finding pictures like this.

I swear to god this is what every single Linnell poser looks like

There's this chick named Halibut and she is FUCKING OBSESSED WITH JOHN LINNELL. I made her up but I still hate her. This is me eating her because she is really annoying and I hated her ever since I went to that show and she showed me that fucking photo of Linnell and her. Also, she is such a fucking poser it pisses me off. Turtlenecks, accordion, coffee, Neil Gaiman, John Hodgemen,  FFFUUUUUUUUUUU---- HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, YOU FORCED HIM TO DO THAT FOR YOU AND I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU HALIBUT!!!!!!



P.S I AM ONLY GONNA HAVE THIS POST UP FOR  A FEW HOURS, AFTER THAT, IT'S PRIVATE!